Dating Tips

I wish this were satire

Bad Habit

Working from home 99% of the time, I've picked up a bad habit that will make me a bad office mate in the future. I've started singing along with the songs I'm listening to.*


Apologies to Catherine for finishing a sentence with a preposition.

Weekend Update

Fabulous Friday Followed
by a
Splendid Spectacular Saturday
ended with a
Simply Sublime Sunday

:-)

DC Dan Porn Challenge

I read today on CNN about 'Porn & Pancakes' fights X-rated addictions The founder of this group started xxxchurch.com which is incredibly disappointing as there is no clergy based porn, let alone any porn at all. What they do have though is an awesome tool called X3Watch in a nutshell this program will monitor your web surfing habits and when you hit "questionable sites" it will note them in a hidden folder and then will send a monthly email with the results to someone.
From this the DC Dan Porn Challenge has spawned.
The rules are simple.
Install the X3Watch software on your computer (Mac and Windows users only)
Set your "accountability partner" to an email address I've specifically created for this purpose challenge@dcdan.com
Try to view as much porn as possible, as often as possible. I'll will monitor the results for the most prolific porn viewer.
The winner, will receive satisfaction, anonymity (if desired) and possibly some DC Dan merchandise.
Bonus points are awarded for finding where the hidden folder is hidden and the diversity of visited sites. Any illegal porn, porn involving children or animals will immediately disqualify you and could have legal ramifications.
The winner will be arbitrarily decided by me, based on the variety of sites, frequency of visits, bonus points and a whim.

I make no promises about the quality of the software from the xxxChurch site and assume no liability for anything for any reason as a result of this contest.

As an aside the "porn and pancakes" concept reminds me of the "smut and eggs" concept at a Bennet's in Madison, WI wherein they would show porn on the TVs whilst serving a delicious breakfast.

Sense of Accomplishment

I get a strange sense of accomplishment when I finish a bottle of shampoo or a tube of tooth paste.