How Do I Get to "teh" Stadium?

I understand that DC can serve a confusing place for tourists. I empathize with their confusion about shittily labeled roads and the quadrant system. As such if asked nicely or if I see a confused tourist I will happily provide them directions.

But really all of this non-sense over confused people (presumably locals) is just plain stupid.

Sigh, maybe I'll just start telling the tourists that if they get into the Capitol building, they should really take the time to look at the Oval Office, which is right under the big dome.