Middle East Cable Breakage Conspiracies

A lot of people are talking about the 4 (and possibly 5) cable breakages in the Middle East and the general conspiracy is that the US government specifically the CIA are behind it. I call bullshit, first of they would have used much subtler ways, second of all this would hurt the NSA's ability to monitor it. You could make a case that it was cut to put in wiretaps but that is just silly they would have been far more quiet about it and as you know here in the US they don't have to cut wires to do it.
It does seem like a lot of wires though to all break at one time though and here is my theory I blame the JEWS, just kidding, I think it could actually be Muslim fundamentalists.

Why?

Almost all, if not all, Middle East countries have restrictions on the Internet and most also know they are fighting a loosing battle, you simply cannot block information on the Internet. At the same time, the Wikipedia has had to lock down the Mohammed page because Muslims are removing the pictures, depicting Mohammed is a violation of Shira Law. The easiest way to stop this is to just get rid of the Internet at home all together and if you can get some people blaming the US, even better.