Trent Lott

The rumor says that Trent Lott will leave his office early, hopefully one of the following reasons will be why
1) He is the person behind the mysterious fires in the restrooms
2) He is on the DC Madame's phone list
3) He was caught tapping his foot in a men's room
4) He is the father of an illegitimate child with an illegal alien (a la Strom Thurmond)