Tired of the Tapping?

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DC Dan has a plan to help out with the problem of gay-not-gay Republicans getting in trouble for soliciting sex in public men's rooms. I would like to buy out the Tortilla Coast ( conveniently located a block away from the RNC) and change it in a new gay bar.

You may say "DC Dan there are already plenty of gay bars in DC, that isn't going to change a thing"
Here is the difference there are two features that will make all of the difference in the world

The first is that I'll that is filled with bathroom stalls, you'll be served in your stall and of course "wide stances" are more than welcome.

The second is that I'll and this it what is killer about it, it will have an underground tunnel from the RNC that leads right to the main lobby so that the politicians don't have to worry about being outed.

While discussing this my friend Nate, he came up with another great idea, which will happen on Thursday nights (known as Nate Night)
"I have long wanted to open a place called The Mineshaft, with no lights except for those helmet flashlights miners and spelunkers wear, which the bartenders, waiters and bouncers would have"