Nutcracker

Now, I'm not a huge Hillary Clinton fan, but how the right wing feels when there is a strong, powerful woman in power, they obviously make her out to be a "nut cracker"
Which leads to the following conjecture. The right wing sees a woman in power as threat to their masculinity, she is a threat because the right wing is insecure about their masculinity, the reason they are insecure about it is because they have reason to be, the reason being they suffer from male penis envy.

You've heard it here first ladies, friends don't let friends fuck the right wing, unless you want them to wake up unsatisfied with a nauseous, dirty feeling (and that's not the good kind of dirty)

Don't believe me? Don't think this doesn't apply to both sexes? The best looking the right has to offer is Ann Coulter, who at best looks like a transvestite who in a drunken stupor late night in Vegas you may confuse for a woman until you see her adam's apple or her face.