Idiots Rule

Lot's Seduction (by his daughters)
Originally uploaded by dcdan.

Laws like this which are written by people who think the Internets are a series of tubes and not a dump truck show what happens when we let these people make laws.
As I sit looking at a painting of a Bible story, I'm going to pray to fucking god, that this law is first used on a Bible site, because

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(2) MATTER THAT IS HARMFUL TO CHILDREN- It is unlawful for any person knowing to embed words, symbols, or digital images into the source code of a website with the intent to deceive a minor into viewing material that is harmful to minors.

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(b) DEFINITIONS- In this section:
(1) MATERIAL HARMFUL TO MINORS- The term `material that is harmful to minors' means a communication consisting of nudity, sex, or excretion that, taken as a whole and with reference to its content--
(A) predominantly appeals to a prurient interest of a minor;
(B) is patently offensive to prevailing standards in the adult community as a whole with respect to what is suitable material for minors; and
(C) lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value for minors.

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equals children being lead to Bible sites a crime, which I agree with by the way because stories where fathers offer their daughters up for rape and then said daughters get their father drunk and get impregnated by him are not stories for kids, please think of the children before you lead them to the Bible