Open Letter

Dear Person Who Was in the Elevator Before Me,

Hi, I got in the elevator after you, not immediately we didn't pass each other in the doorway but I know you were there not too long ago, because I could smell that you had marked your territory. For the record, personal scents are meant to be personal, as in I should only be able to smell them once I'm in your personal space. Additionally, though I know there have been problems with West Nile Virus in DC in the past, I still don't think that Deep Woods Off should be your "scent" and applied a whole can at time

later,
DC Dan