Thursday, March 09, 2006

DC Dan Link of the Month

Abstinence Only



Rigorously rub your face, body and genitalia against those of your faith partner until orgasm. (Also known as 'faith-fucking')

1 Comments:

Blogger ElisaRocks said...

Yep, I'll bet this TOTALLY works:

"Simply continue to rub, squeeze and fondle your faith partner through his jeans until he promises to marry you. It's that easy!"

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