Worst of Both Worlds

It seems that the phone using world can be divided into three categories.

• Those with only a home phone


• Those with only a mobile phone


• Those with both a mobile phone and home phone

There seems to often be a some animosity between the mobile only phone users and the home only users, consisting of "What you don't have a mobile phone?" to "Why do you need to be in touch all of the time?"

Personally, I've come up with a new plan for myself. I'm going to treat my mobile phone as if it were a home phone and leave it at my house and only use it when plugged into the wall in my living room.

That way I get the worst of both worlds! Not using the phone away from home AND the shitty reception that comes along with using a mobile phone.

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