DC Dan Contest

So my MacBook Pro is supposed to ship within a week! Though I am a bit distraught as to what to name it. I was using the seven deadly sins as a naming convention but that has been played though and I'm growing tired of it. I'm looking for a new naming theme and I'm taking suggestions. This is not something to be taken lightly and it will involve updating the names of all of my various electronics.

• Server, an eMac, currently "envy"


• MacBook Pro, currently unamed


• iPod mini, currently "pride"


• PSP, currently "larry"


• Phone, currently "kareem"


• My Airport Express meshed network, currently "lust" though changing that will be a PIA so it will not be named but bonus points will be assigned if lust can be cleanly integrated into the new theme.


• Room for new gadgets and goodies

The winner, if there is one, will get some DC Dan Merchandise and a page on my site in their honor.

Keeping with the tradition of Brit Milah or Bris for you Easterners. I will announce the name of my new computer eight days I receive it and it has been circumcised (in this case covered properly with stickers)