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Back from Vacation

Facial Hairs
Originally uploaded by dcdan.

It's nice to be back from Milwaukee. There is something to be said about being back in your own place with a constant and fast connection to the Internet. There are a bunch of pictures I snapped which you can find in Flickr. I took the time away from work to experiment with facial hair and realized that my chin is the only place that grows any.

Happy Fucking Thanksgiving

Right now I'm contemplating writing about my latest letter from the American Family Ass. but I think I'm going to pass and just say "fuck you American Family Ass" Instead I'm going to get back to work, but I leave you with the following.

I learned on the radio today that "only 6% or evangelicals tithe and as such 94% are stealing from God." I wonder what God does with all of the money? If God puts it in a fund I think it would be good fund to invest in since God is omnipotent.

R.I.P.

R.I.P.
Originally uploaded by dcdan.

We'll miss you.

The Curse of Jim Breuer

This is an open letter to the people I see working at restaurants, coffee shops, bars and the post office.

Dear People,

I am not sick, stoned or tired. So please stop asking, not only is it rude, it simply isn't true next time you ask I'll be sure to remind you that your job isn't to ask about my health or my state of consciousness, but instead you should be taking my order, getting my coffee or asking me about stamps.

Thank you,
Dan

Your Momma Went to Target and Missed

Tar-jé
Originally uploaded by cfox74.

Alas Target is going to loose some customers, like when their company policy is as such. Target digs itself a deeper hole in emergency contraceptive scandal

Google Application for Phones

The Google Local app for phones, is pretty sweet. The interface is pretty easy to get and it will remember your last few searches. The search works just like the Google local search and the maps have the same interactivity as Google Maps the only thing that isn't there are the hybrid maps. The app was also faster than I expected with my GPRS connection, it was still a bit slow at times, but certainly usable. For those of you who have unlocked phones not listed because your carrier doesn't support them. You can do what I did and selected "Other" for the carrier and "Generic" for the phone model and then you can install the jar. Advanced MIDP2 will work for Sony Ericsson k750i users.

Another Dark Ages Punishment

Pig Pen
Originally uploaded by ViciousMark.

For those people who put on a gallon of cologne or perfume every morning and you can smell when they were just in the elevator or just passed by, until we can create the technology to make it look like a cloud around them a la Pig Pen. I think that these people should have to replace the animals at places that still test their make up on animals for one whole week.

Things That Make Me Happy

Jack Ass
Originally uploaded by dcdan.

You know those fuckers who always make their own parking spots at grocery stores or park in the fire lane, have you noticed that they usually have an expensive car and for some reason think that it is their right to park it in front of the store because they "are just running in for a minute?" Recently I saw tickets on two cars like that (a convertible Corvette and Lexus) the police were still there and I would have like stick around to watch the reaction on their face and hoped that they would argue with the police, but alas I had to leave. Anyway tickets on the cars of people who make their own spots makes me happy.

I Was Wrong Exxon is the Greatest Corporation

I was wrong Exxon is the greatest corporation. They are nothing but good corporate citizens and should have parades and statues made in their honor, they were even very nice to my friend's dad. They are also not a commodity company.

Since the Dark Ages Are Making a Comeback

Since the Religious Right is working with the Addict to bring us back into the Dark Age, a concession they could make to appease me is to bring back public humiliation as a from of punishment. The first one I would like to enacted is "The Lott-Clinton Whistle While You Work Act" The fact that Lott and Clinton co-sponsored it would show bi-parisan support. The Lott-Clinton Whistle While While You Work Act, would have the goal of stopping people from whistling while walking the hallways at work and the punishment for the offense would be that you have to wear a cowbell for a week and a sign that says, "I'm sorry I'm the jack ass who was whistling last week" Passersby would be allowed to ring your bell with a small mallet attached to the bell.

w00t! I made Wooster Collective

I sent my thumb in and it is now on their site

Funny Protest Sign

There was a sign that said:

"WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE HIM A BLOW JOB SO WE CAN HAVE HIM IMPEACHED."

Get Your Fucking Ass Back in the Kitchen Bitch

The latest nomination by the Addict president is as person who honestly believes that women don't have right to control their bodies without the permission of a man, the rational being put forth by the right is that this 19th century fucker will interpert the constition as intended by the framers. What I would like to point out, while also mentioning that I think the Constition is a great guide, is that the people who wrote the Constitution didn't believe that women should have the right to vote, more so the "framers" only allowed white land owners should have the ability to do so.
So to the people who support the Addict on this one remember if you aren't white, don't own land and aren't male regardless of how you feel, your vote wouldn't counted if we did as the framers intended.