Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Not Sure If It's Been Asked Before

But why are judges now "activist" but there didn't seem to be a problem when they appointed drug addict and president Bush?

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Conversation

j: apparently the "war on terror" is having the same
effect as the "war on drugs":
World Terror Attacks Tripled in 2004 by U.S. Count
dcdan: now if i could only get laura bush, to get on TV in
a red dress and say "Just say no to terrorism"
j: I guess I misunderstood the definition of war:
war (n ): an increase in spending to address an issue that increases
the funding of the bureaucracy declaring the war that also increases
the prevalence of the issue war was declared on, while also pushing up
profits to be had on that issue by pushing more of the economy
surrounding that issue into a black market
dcdan: nice
j: I'd rather see Laura Bush in a blue dress with a
stain. rowr
j: ;-)
dcdan: don't you mean Jenna?
j: Just making the simplest rude reply to your comment
j: doesn't Laura look like a Stepford Wife?
dcdan: yes
j: seriously, they have to have done something to her
to get that permanently-happy-yet-deranged visage
dcdan: maybe what happened is that the war on drugs put
enough USians in jail and the war on terror is an attempt to think
locally, act globally
dcdan: christ soon I'm gonna be competing with an H1-B for
the chance to get locked up

Because Dark Ages Weren't Dark Enough

Come on American Family Ass. Afghanistan is winning the race back to the stone age You'd better get on the ball and catch up. Just stopping the teaching of evolution is soooo '90s, you need to really get medieval to catch up with the other fanatics.

Silly "Faithful" The Religion is for Kids

Thanks JWZ

Monday, April 25, 2005

My Sister Roxx


My Sister Roxx
Originally uploaded by danWasTaken.
Thanks Rachel click on the photo for more info.

Software I'd Love to See Open Sourced (or at least have a public API)


I came across this ad while looking at the latest from the American Family Ass.
First I'd like to mention that it isn't free software (neither as in beer or speech) Second, it only runs on Windows so I'm shit out of luck (I guess I could try it under Virtual PC, but that is an exercise to be left to reader or until I get motivated to first load up my VPC image with porn and second see how well it works)
Anyway I would love to write some software that uses the API, I'd like to write two apps in particular. The first one would be a tool kit to clean your porn off a computer you are using. The second is that I'd like to write an app to help you find lost porn, if this tool is good at finding porn you could use it quickly access your porn collection, kind of like Spotlight for your dirty pictures.

What Part of Adults Spanking Boys and Girls Just Doesn't Seem Wrong?


More American Family Ass. antics, Sweet fuck, these guys are at it again. Here is the dirty, dirty link
You'd think that since the Catholic church has had more child molestation law suits brought against them, than R. Kelly and Michael Jackson COMBINED that the religious right would shy away against S&M play in the schools, but apparently that's what it takes to get the "Faithful" excited.
"One Ohio community is reaping the benefits of overwhelmingly approving paddling as another form of punishment in schools."

First let me say fuck Ohio, you helped guarantee, that 2005-2009 are going to be really shitty.

"Dunn, a Christian, says paddling is not only biblical, but also a strong deterrent. The punishment, he points out, can only be administered by the building principal. "No teachers, no one else can do that. It's [always done by] someone who's detached from the situation," he says. "It's never done out of anger. It's always done as a way of correction."


Dan an atheist says you see "not only biblical" kind of violates that whole separation of church and state. And if punishment like this an effective measure, which you seem so convinced it is why stop at children? Your wife didn't cook you dinner call the mayor and have her paddled. Your husband was caught speeding, the governor should be over shortly to give him a good lashing. I'm also not sure how "paddling" explains that by not learning math you aren't going to have a hard time later in life. All that beating seems to do is to teach children that problems are best dealt with by paddling. Why not try it in the work place as well? Why wasn't your TPS report done? I don't want to hear any excuses, to the CEO's office for a paddling.
I'm hoping by showing how asinine it is when dealing with adults you'll realize that children, who are in the FUCKING PROCESSING OF LEARNING how deal with social issues and often don't know how to react yet in new situations are being conditioned with the following logic. If someone isn't doing what you want them to do, hit them. I certainly don't want to live a world like that and if you do well ... I guess you deserve a beating.


Dunn says he follows the biblical definition of discipline -- "to train a child in the way they should go."

Uh, I'm calling shenanigans on that, "train a child in the way they should go" sound more like directing a child down the right path and teaching them how to think through a situation, I can't really see the how it can be interpreted to mean if you kid makes a mistake break out the paddle.
Now I know you are going to respond with the follow quote from your precious fairy tale, with the following Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."
Well if you buy into everything in your story book, please don't forget about the following. The Bible also says in Deuteronomy 14:9-10 "These ye shall eat of all that are in the waters: all that have fins and scales shall ye eat: And whatsoever hath not fins and scales ye may not eat; it is unclean unto you." Does that mean I should show up at a Red Lobster and start handing out beatings?

Also don't forget about this one next time you see someone working on a Sunday (or Saturday as it can be a matter of debate) get your rocks because:
Numbers 15:32-36 While the people of Israel were in the wilderness, they found a man gathering sticks on the sabbath day. And those who found him gathering sticks brought him to Moses and Aaron, and to all the congregation. They put him in custody, because it had not been made plain what should be done to him. And the LORD said to Moses, "The man shall be put to death; all the congregation shall stone him with stones outside the camp." And all the congregation brought him outside the camp, and stoned him to death with stones, as the LORD commanded Moses.

So again, if you want to live in your fairy tale world don't half ass it. Get your rocks and paddles ready and for Christ's sake don't eat shrimp.

until next time
The image is from the NOT SAFE FROM WORK Spanking Blog
(PS I hope all of the mentions of spanking and paddles gets me some better Google Ads :-)

Friday, April 22, 2005

For People Who Question DC's Voting Status

One of the annoying things about living in DC is that thet people who have the final say on DC's laws are not accountable to the people in DC. Which means that when DC decided that same sex couple could file jointly, we have to deal with a backwards fuck (who by the way still has the Sun logo as his fav.ico) from the state of Kanass, (you know the one where they are often trying "faith based" education, in which the suspension of logic is invoked, and evolution looses out to fairy tales (i.e. creationism, or PC term for it "Intelligent Design"), but I've digressed. To get back to my point, it sucks when the people of DC are not allowed self government but instead, have to submit themselves to the whims of backwards fucks from Kansass.

Despite the need to express...

Despite the need to utter my dismay towards the coruption and general annoyance with what goes on up the block from me at the Capitol, and further up the block at the home of the drug addict and president. I'm going to take the ostrich approach (on my blog at least) and focus fully on the inane, but don't fret, I'll still make fun of the American Family Ass. if only to get my Google ads to have links to thing that "just don't belong" on my site.

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

If There Were a Loving and Just God

You would have to take a pill to get pregnant and not have to take one to avoid it.

www.fuckingRetards.com

For some unknown but fucking annoying reason a lot of sites like Netflix and Orbitz like to send your email to www.dcdan.com instead of dcdan.com, why oh why do they insist on doing this? Can someone please explain?

Barry vs Drug Addict Bush

People like to pick on the DC government a lot especially since Marion Barry was caught buying crack, but those same people never think to mention the fact that drug addict and president Bush, did cocaine for many years.

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

New Orleans Trip Now Online

Girl Scouts Slogan

I've decided to start using the Girl Scouts slogan as my own personal slogan
"Every Girl, Everywhere"

Thursday, April 07, 2005

More AFAss.

The original story can be found here Sorry people but unfortunately I don't make this shit up otherwise I'd be a full time writer. Okay let's begin
AFA shit in italics mine not.
- As the debate for a state-operated lottery in North Carolina intensifies, one rationale by certain lawmakers in favor of the measure contends: "If you think the lottery is sinful, it's more sinful not to educate our children." This approach to morality can be extremely dangerous. It's essentially utilitarian, which erroneously argues the morally correct position in any given situation is the one that produces the greatest balance of benefits over the harms affected. In other words, the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

Okay, you state a morally informed point, that utilitarianism does have a big flaw in which the that you may need to protect the minority, despite that it could make the general population happy... as example would be protecting the rights of, say, gay people vs religious idiots. I'm following you so far. Though I also see how you follow the AFAss.' theme of "ignorance is better than being fully informed", because of your stance against anything except abstinence only education and that evolution, the doesn't follow the mythical bible.


In Calculating Consequences: The Utilitarian Approach to Ethics, Claire Andre and Manuel Velasquez say that "[t]he principle of utilitarianism can be traced to the writings of Jeremy Bentham, who lived in England during the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries. Bentham, a legal reformer, sought an objective basis that would provide a publicly acceptable norm for determining what kinds of laws England should enact. He believed the most promising way of reaching such an agreement was to choose that policy that would bring about the greatest net benefits to society once the harms had been taken into account. His motto, a familiar one now, was 'the greatest good for the greatest number.'"

The problem, however, with the utilitarian approach to morality is that it creates situations of gross injustice. It marginalizes certain people, sacrificing them for what is presumed to be a better end for the majority.


This is true, a big flaw in Utilitarianism , is that based fully on it principles, something like, and this is an extreme example but it will in short time explain a flaw in how the general good is not always the best.
Say for example that 100 men would get pleasure from all gang raping one girl, the pleasure of the many would outweigh the discomfort of the girl and thus maybe acceptable with in the utilitarian world, though clearly, not a good world to live in. So good job you've pointed out that Utilitarianism is not a perfect system, you've reached the level of anyone who has ever taken an ethics class!


It was the utilitarian approach to morality that Neville Chamberlain employed when he signed the Munich Pact with Hitler in 1938. In the allusion of attaining "peace in our time," Chamberlain sacrificed the people of Czechoslovakia to German conquest.


And don't forget to mention that this is same approach used by former drug addict, President Bush to sacrificing the Iraqi people to securing oil in Iraq.


It was the utilitarian approach to morality that directed Nazi doctors to perform horrific experiments on Jews at Birkenau, Dachau, and Auschwitz during World War II. For the sake of the Third Reich, Jews were frozen to death, tested with drugs, put into pressure chambers, and sterilized.


Actually you are wrong. It was the fact the Jews were considered less than human in Nazi Germany that allowed for this rationalization. The Nazi rational wasn't utilitarian, they wanted to kill off Jews and if they could get some info while doing it the better, but they didn't try to kill off the Jewish population because this was a good way to get scientific info, at best it was a good way to explain it to Prescott Bush.


It was the utilitarian approach to morality that medical scientists employed in the Tuskegee Syphilis Experiment. For approximately four decades, impoverished, uneducated black men in Macon County, Alabama, were used as subjects in a project designed to study the effects of syphilis. Despite the fact penicillin was available at the time and was known to be successful in the treatment of syphilis, the subjects were left untreated.


Yeah, the US has as dark a history, we are just usually double plus good at covering it up.


Gilbert Meilaender in The Weekly Standard contends the testing on the Tuskegee men was rationalized by arguing "the poverty, illiteracy, and race of these men meant that, even if the research were not undertaken, they almost surely would not have gotten treatment. The circumstances of their lives destined them to suffer from and perhaps die of complications resulting from syphilis." So, why not profit from the suffering?


Wow, so that is like saying that Iraq is now better off and that Haliburton should profit from the suffering.


nterestingly, it is this same approach to morality that some lawmakers in North Carolina now utilize to whitewash the evils of enacting a state-operated lottery. Yes, legislators know lotteries exploit the poor and uneducated. They are cognizant of the fact that its various forms of advertising sell a false sense of hope that manipulates these people. Yes, lawmakers understand a state-operated lottery would create more than 300,000 compulsive gamblers in the Tar Heel State. Yes, they understand that lotteries cannot succeed without compulsive gamblers and that 10 percent of those who play the lottery are compulsive gamblers and account for 50 percent of the money wagered. Yes, they understand that of compulsive gamblers surveyed 22 percent divorced because of their gambling habit, 40 percent had lost or quit a job due to gambling, 49 percent stole from work to pay their gambling debts, 63 percent had contemplated suicide, and 79 percent said they wanted to die. But, you see, none of that really matters because the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few -- the education of North Carolina's children, they say, is at stake!!!


Besides, they add, people are going to gamble anyway. Gaming is a juggernaut that can't be stopped. North Carolina is surrounded by states with lotteries, causing the state to lose some revenue. Why not make the best of the situation? If the state gets into the gambling business, it will be capitalizing on the weaknesses of a few -- but it's for the children, right? There's really nothing so bad about that. Wrong!!! The end doesn't justify the means!!!


I agree that a lottery is a tax on the mathematically challenged (though underfunding the No Child Left Behind Act helps to insure that ignorance) and that you should know the risks of gambling before being involved in it, you should also never be forced to gamble. An example that comes to mind is moving from a guaranteed system of retirement (i.e. Social Security) to one that is a gamble on the market (i.e. Privatization) and if you ask anyone who who took the market approach to the tech industry in the early 90s, you were better off going to Las Vegas, because at least in Vegas you got free drinks while being fucked in the ass.


William G. Wells has written: "'The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few' is just another way of saying 'individuals aren't very important.' Jesus strongly disagreed. This is clear in His parable about the Shepherd who left 99 safe in the fold to go and find the one lost sheep."


This is good point and why you should do what you can to help prevent the major flaw in Utilitarianism from becoming rule.


Please don't misunderstand me. I'm not saying those who argue for a state-operated lottery for education in North Carolina are the Neville Chamberlains, Nazi doctors, and Tuskegee researchers of the world. I am simply saying we need to slow down and think again. The moral premise currently being exercised by some in favor of the lottery sets a dangerous precedent. It has its appeal, but it also creates a terrible injustice for an entire segment of our society. Moreover, it can have its ugly spin-offs that lead to even greater evils.


I'm trying to understand you. And I realize that you aren't trying to bring the conversation to Godwins Law and I also agree so what I think you are saying is protect the minority, which involves protecting everyone, Atheists and gay people included.


In his classic 1967 sermon, Where Do We Go from Here?, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., argues that the worst of sins is when we "thingify" people -- when we make people into things to exploit, manipulate, and use. For those lawmakers in North Carolina who feel the lottery is needed to deal with an even greater evil -- the state's lack of educational resources -- I hope they wouldn't succumb to the temptation to "thingify" those that would be adversely hurt by such public policy. As they consider what they should do, perhaps another of King's admonitions from the same sermon would be appropriate: "[L]et us remember that there is a creative force in this universe working to pull down the gigantic mountains of evil, a power that is able to make a way out of no way."


I'm getting tired now but I think I now where you are going with the "thingify" thing. You should take this to Tom DeLay, as thingifying a woman in a persistent vegetative state should be a very bad thing, especially if you use it to only increase the needs of your political self.

Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Morning Scents

So I leave my condo this morning and realize that the people who do the lawn work at my place have, well done their job. But their job involves spreading shit around the flowers the make the lawn pretty, unfortunately the flowers aren't odious enough to drown out the smell of the mulch. So basically my lawn looks good, but smells (literally) like shit. Fuck it all I say we astroturf or concrete it all in.

Great Dan Savage Quote

"But on the off chance that you do want to run for president—assuming, for the sake of argument, that the American Taliban hasn't finished turning this country into a morally and fiscally bankrupt theocracy by the time you're old enough to run for president—those bondage pics could hurt your presidential prospects."

In the Land of Make Believe

If had one possible wish for this weekend, it would be, instead of going to NOLA and visit a friend, that we would go to the Vatican instead, not because we are religious people, far from it, but because we would walk around that place like kids in Disney World, the week that Walt Disney died, amazed at all of the people who really buy into the fairy tale, but alas as my grandma used to say "Wish in one hand, shit in the other and see which gets filled up first." I'd also like to point to the fact that Prince Charles is delaying his second marriage because of the death of the Pope, the irony being that Henry VIII, broke from the Roman Catholic church so that he could get divorced, and Prince Charles was also divorced.
Update:
Reuters also noticed.