Happy Fucking Thanksgiving

Right now I'm contemplating writing about my latest letter from the American Family Ass. but I think I'm going to pass and just say "fuck you American Family Ass" Instead I'm going to get back to work, but I leave you with the following.

I learned on the radio today that "only 6% or evangelicals tithe and as such 94% are stealing from God." I wonder what God does with all of the money? If God puts it in a fund I think it would be good fund to invest in since God is omnipotent.