The Curse of Jim Breuer

This is an open letter to the people I see working at restaurants, coffee shops, bars and the post office.

Dear People,

I am not sick, stoned or tired. So please stop asking, not only is it rude, it simply isn't true next time you ask I'll be sure to remind you that your job isn't to ask about my health or my state of consciousness, but instead you should be taking my order, getting my coffee or asking me about stamps.

Thank you,
Dan