Gouging Customers Works!

So this is how Exxon Mobile (ESSO) has the money to buy enough Senators to start Operation Enduring Drilling, dammit they beat me to it.


From my old defunct blog on 10/4/2004:
I'm Looking For a Few Hearty Souls
I'm going to take advantage of the next four years and I'm going to start operation "Enduring Drilling" (I was going to name it operation Drill the Fuck Out of Alaska, but it didn't test well with the Amish) to help liberate the oil from Alaska, I've been looking for drill equipment on eBay, and I'll need some people to start my company I'd prefer that the people have experience living in cold weather so this should appeal to the people from the upper midwest. Please apply as a soon as possible as once I get the equipment from eBay, I'm going to purchase a Humvee, gotta support my industry, and start my trek picking up people on the way. If anyone who's dad can put them in an executive position at a real company (finding oil is optional) your help would be really appreciated and who knows you may be president some day. Also I'm looking for naming ideas.