What the Fuck Is Wrong with Kansas
Over the last few days anything disturbing or annoying has evolved (ha! I kill me) from Kansas
1) When trying go get to the Kansas state site I did what works for damn near every other state I went to http://ks.gov Which yields a 403 Forbidden error, which kind of makes sense as learning in Kansas is just about forbidden.
2) This addict (don't forget our president is also an addict) from Kansas has his removed club foot in his home and plans to give his toes to friends, now if only Ezekiel Rubottom, meets up with Turd Blossom, he could be the next addict president.
3) Kansas City Star pulls Doonesbury because Trudeau calls Carl Rove a "Turd Blossom" what's next replacing science in textbooks with mythology?
4) Oh, wait they are trying to replace science with mythology evolution and and relativityhere is a quote. " Albert Einstein, a German-born physicist who later immigrated to America, was searching for an explanation of how the universe worked. But rather than reaching for the obvious answer—that God created the universe, the earth, the sun, moon and stars, plants and animals, and the first two people, within six ordinary days, Professor Einstein spun a wildly different account."
5) Next a form ofunusual punishment that takes the jobs away from the hard working vomit cleaners of America
6) Lastly let us not forget this church going Kansan whose divorce is ruining the institute of marriage, even more than same-sex marriages.
1) When trying go get to the Kansas state site I did what works for damn near every other state I went to http://ks.gov Which yields a 403 Forbidden error, which kind of makes sense as learning in Kansas is just about forbidden.
2) This addict (don't forget our president is also an addict) from Kansas has his removed club foot in his home and plans to give his toes to friends, now if only Ezekiel Rubottom, meets up with Turd Blossom, he could be the next addict president.
3) Kansas City Star pulls Doonesbury because Trudeau calls Carl Rove a "Turd Blossom" what's next replacing science in textbooks with mythology?
4) Oh, wait they are trying to replace science with mythology evolution and and relativityhere is a quote. " Albert Einstein, a German-born physicist who later immigrated to America, was searching for an explanation of how the universe worked. But rather than reaching for the obvious answer—that God created the universe, the earth, the sun, moon and stars, plants and animals, and the first two people, within six ordinary days, Professor Einstein spun a wildly different account."
5) Next a form ofunusual punishment that takes the jobs away from the hard working vomit cleaners of America
6) Lastly let us not forget this church going Kansan whose divorce is ruining the institute of marriage, even more than same-sex marriages.
posted by dan at Wednesday, July 27, 2005
by C.S. Walton
![](http://dcdan.com/images/dcbloggersbutton2.gif"/)
6 Comments:
And don't forget Fred Phelps. He's a hatemonger from topeka who goes to funerals of gays and protests them saying "god hates fags" and "fags die, god laughs".
http://www.godhatesfags.com/
meme834 at UK yahoo
I can't believe I missed him, thanks!
oh... there's more...
Timothy mcveigh came from St. Mary's to his OKC destination
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_McVeigh
And of course there's this:
http://www.washburn.edu/cas/art/cyoho/archive/KStravel/stull/
http://www.prairieghosts.com/stull.html
http://www.kstatecollegian.com/stories/040902/art_hellgate.shtml
http://www.zerotime.com/articles/stull.htm
There's word that there was an article in Time magazine from the mid 90's that has an interview with the pope as they flew from Denver to Saint Louis and someone explained it would be a little bit of a longer flight than usual because the pope wouldn't fly over Kansas.
Thanks, I was just trying to point out this month's annoyances :-)
Hey Dan,
I'm sure you've heard of it (and may have already read it), but What's the Matter With Kansas? by Tom Frank will give you many more reasons to hate Kansans.
I read it and I had even lived there for a while so I could experience the madness first hand.
Post a Comment
<< Home