30th Year Advice

129_2987
Originally uploaded by dogseat.

Hopefully this will be the first in a series, of teaching the truth to the youth. but I'm going to use 30th Year Advice posts to give advice to those who haven't lived as long as I have. The first is that when playing online cribbage, please don't spend the entire time "flirting" with someone whose Yahoo! name contains "blonde_cutie" if you can't keep up with the game while flirting, also PEOPLE WHO JOIN THE ROOM AND ASK TO BE ADDED TO YOUR BUDDY LIST AND CAN"T FIND THEIR CAPS LOCK KEY shouldn't get anywhere with "flirting" The reason "flirting" is in quotes is because flirting should consist of more than "Your picture in your profile looks hot do you have more?"

Now if you actually do eventually learn to talk your way into my cribbage partner's panties (assuming that it is even a twenty year hot girl and not a 72 year old lady who is trying to set up her grand daughter, or worse a 80 year old man naked in in front of his computer getting off on you flirting with what really is the 20 year old girl who lives next door) Okay that was a bit dark but I think you get the picture.
But I want to close this post on an up note. So I will give you young men a piece of advice, if you manage to actually learn to talk to women, and you get to the point where your online flirting leads to emails, if she uses ellipsis she wants you.
Oh yeah, finally despite your futile attempts to hit on my cribbage partner
, she and I won :-p