Because Knowing is Half the Battle

God dammit the American Family Ass. is at it again. This time again because educating kids seems like a bad idea
http://headlines.agapepress.org/archive/5/252005a.asp to read their shit, no I'm not linking it I'd hate for a child to accidently end up on their site.
" The curriculum came under fire for implying that homosexuality is a biological trait and for showing, on a video, how to put on a condom, using a cucumber."

The only thing I could possibly see wrong with teaching that to children is that used a cucumber instead of a dildo or a, gasp, real penis.

Anyway enough and I'd to use this space to issue a public service announcement. Please help this man get laid so that he doesn't need to prevent high school kids from getting some safely.