What Part of Adults Spanking Boys and Girls Just Doesn't Seem Wrong?

More American Family Ass. antics, Sweet fuck, these guys are at it again. Here is the dirty, dirty link
You'd think that since the Catholic church has had more child molestation law suits brought against them, than R. Kelly and Michael Jackson COMBINED that the religious right would shy away against S&M play in the schools, but apparently that's what it takes to get the "Faithful" excited.
"One Ohio community is reaping the benefits of overwhelmingly approving paddling as another form of punishment in schools."

First let me say fuck Ohio, you helped guarantee, that 2005-2009 are going to be really shitty.

"Dunn, a Christian, says paddling is not only biblical, but also a strong deterrent. The punishment, he points out, can only be administered by the building principal. "No teachers, no one else can do that. It's [always done by] someone who's detached from the situation," he says. "It's never done out of anger. It's always done as a way of correction."


Dan an atheist says you see "not only biblical" kind of violates that whole separation of church and state. And if punishment like this an effective measure, which you seem so convinced it is why stop at children? Your wife didn't cook you dinner call the mayor and have her paddled. Your husband was caught speeding, the governor should be over shortly to give him a good lashing. I'm also not sure how "paddling" explains that by not learning math you aren't going to have a hard time later in life. All that beating seems to do is to teach children that problems are best dealt with by paddling. Why not try it in the work place as well? Why wasn't your TPS report done? I don't want to hear any excuses, to the CEO's office for a paddling.
I'm hoping by showing how asinine it is when dealing with adults you'll realize that children, who are in the FUCKING PROCESSING OF LEARNING how deal with social issues and often don't know how to react yet in new situations are being conditioned with the following logic. If someone isn't doing what you want them to do, hit them. I certainly don't want to live a world like that and if you do well ... I guess you deserve a beating.


Dunn says he follows the biblical definition of discipline -- "to train a child in the way they should go."

Uh, I'm calling shenanigans on that, "train a child in the way they should go" sound more like directing a child down the right path and teaching them how to think through a situation, I can't really see the how it can be interpreted to mean if you kid makes a mistake break out the paddle.
Now I know you are going to respond with the follow quote from your precious fairy tale, with the following Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."
Well if you buy into everything in your story book, please don't forget about the following. The Bible also says in Deuteronomy 14:9-10 "These ye shall eat of all that are in the waters: all that have fins and scales shall ye eat: And whatsoever hath not fins and scales ye may not eat; it is unclean unto you." Does that mean I should show up at a Red Lobster and start handing out beatings?

Also don't forget about this one next time you see someone working on a Sunday (or Saturday as it can be a matter of debate) get your rocks because:
Numbers 15:32-36 While the people of Israel were in the wilderness, they found a man gathering sticks on the sabbath day. And those who found him gathering sticks brought him to Moses and Aaron, and to all the congregation. They put him in custody, because it had not been made plain what should be done to him. And the LORD said to Moses, "The man shall be put to death; all the congregation shall stone him with stones outside the camp." And all the congregation brought him outside the camp, and stoned him to death with stones, as the LORD commanded Moses.

So again, if you want to live in your fairy tale world don't half ass it. Get your rocks and paddles ready and for Christ's sake don't eat shrimp.

until next time
The image is from the NOT SAFE FROM WORK Spanking Blog
(PS I hope all of the mentions of spanking and paddles gets me some better Google Ads :-)