Morning Scents

So I leave my condo this morning and realize that the people who do the lawn work at my place have, well done their job. But their job involves spreading shit around the flowers the make the lawn pretty, unfortunately the flowers aren't odious enough to drown out the smell of the mulch. So basically my lawn looks good, but smells (literally) like shit. Fuck it all I say we astroturf or concrete it all in.